Mirza Sahib has been in Kuwait for a long time, almost more than 30 years, His wife has migrated to Canada, due to education of children’s, Mirza refused to leave Kuwait, by saying “zindagi beet gayi Kuwait mein.. saare dost yaar yahan hain.. ab kahan thikana badalte phire…” This is true with Mirza.. he can not get mixed up with new society now… I would say Canadians are lucky not to find him there… as for in Kuwait…. We are the sufferer.
Mirza Sahib belongs to Lucknow in India, being Kanpur my hometown and quite close to Lucknow, Mirza always assumes me close to his heart. That's where the problem begins....I always become the victim of Mirza's discussion. However mirza is quite helpful and friendly, but he always considered time wasting personality in our group. In addition to this, he is notorious of using offensive language against politicians and is ready to take PUNGA with us on such irrelevant issues, he is fond of Indian politics and having extensive knowledge of this.Mirza dislike one thing, he never let anybody speak while he speak, one more thing, he does like any argument or correction to his argument on his viewpoints. He can go to any limit, if you try to interrupt him, during the discussion
Mrs Mirza, before leaving for Canada, arranged a Bangladeshi Servant for Mirza, this servant whose name is Mohd. Rafiq alias Chuttan miyan, is considered as family member. I think Chuttan miyan is the best cook in the town, very loyal, has sense of humour.Chuttan miyan is very good person, except for few problems: He is fond of Indian Cinema, he knows everything about Indian Cinema, this is because of these satellite channels, which he keeps watching for whole day.Apart from this, he has seen almost all of the hindi movies ever made in India. In Kuwait, there would hardly be any video library where chuttan has not visited, all the videowalas know him by face, by entering the shop, all other customers are ignored and chuttan is attended with priority. Why? because chuttan is their movies consultant. He can tell them which movie would click or not, just by watching once. Sometime these videowalas take advice from chhuttan and arrange their stocks accordingly.
In addition to this Chuttan had few shortcomings also.. e.g.: he tries to repeat the actions of last seen movies, we do not have to ask him, about last movie he saw, we can assume with his action. Just because of this mirza has applied restriction on him , not to watch Action movies like AKSHAY KUMAR etc, why? Are yaar.. last time Chuttan performed Action scene from one of action movie with mirza, by assuming himself AKSHAY KUMAR and mirza as AMRISH PURI. Mirza was sick for few weeks and had back-pain after this incident, mirza would have kicked him off, but chuttan was in good list of Mrs.Mirza, that’s why mirza could not do anything. In addition to this Chuttan performs role of Information and Broadcasting minister for Mrs. Mirza, he is expert in leaking information,Mrs. Mirza gets info about each and every development, even mirza’s daily activity report. And Chuttan is excellent in this work. So his job is safe for the time being.
Let me tell you one interesting incident happened few weeks’ back.Mirza and Chuttan were used to watch movies together, Mirza was used to hold the control of Remote Control, but after this incident, mirza lost control on remote forever. Why?........read on.
One day mirza and chuttan were watching a romantic hindi movie, as per the director’s instructions, Hero was supposed to appear from behind the tree, sing a song, smile with heroine, hold his arms around heroine and have a long lasting kissing. But as you know mirza, he is always possessive about heroines, so when hero appeared from behind the trees, mirza controlled himself, hero moved forward and folded his arms over heroine, mirza still tolerated with anger, but when hero tried to kiss the heroine, mirza lost control and took remote and used rewind button. Again hero came….Tree…Heroine… Arms….REWIND… Again hero….Tree…Heroine… Arms….REWIND… Again hero….Tree…Heroine… Arms….REWIND… Mirza was not letting him to go close the heroin and kissing? That was out of the question.
Chuttan who had closed his eyes during the music, suddenly woke up, tried to understand the issue… when he came to know about the incident, he jumped on the remote, grabbed it. Mirza resisted, but chuttan threatened to play action movie. So mirza surrendered… Chuttan re-played the movie… mirza closed his eyes, Hero who was tired of going back.. immediate completed his pending work and chuttan again settled himself watching in movie. Since then Remote is always with Chuttan. This is the pre-condition of watching movie.
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